Saturday, October 2, 2010

I wish I could be Tiger's Caddy!

Thanks for the post, Vernon Lowe.

I love playing golf. It's one of my favorite pastimes. Let me assure you that I am not an amateur. Nothing makes my day brighter than watching my friend's face turn six shades of green with envy, just like the golf range, as I make a hole in one! Before I leave to go play golf with my best friend, I set my home security alarm bought from my ADT dealer to ensure that my home is protected while we are gone. Once we set the alarm, we quickly head towards the back of my apartment complex to play a few rounds of golf. I cannot believe that my best friend decided to bet me his brand new “Nickelback” cd to see if I could hit a hole in one. This guy is completely nuts! Guess who won the bet? Yep, He did! You thought I would win didn't you? Well, I thought so too, I guess I won't be jamming to one of my favorite bands after all, while strumming my air guitar. On top of that, he taunts me by saying that now I have to be his caddy for the next five games; can you believe that I just got hustled by this guy? That was NOT part of the plan. I sure wish I could be Tiger's caddy. At least I could get paid big bucks!

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